Lizzard Wizzard

by Lizzard Wizzard

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    Cassette + Digital Album

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    7 tracks of dungeon crawling, bong ripping, tail losing and then regrowing, stoner doom from Brisbane, Australia.

    For fans of Eyehategod, Electric Wizard, Sleep/Asbestos Death

    Package Includes:
    - 7 Track Cassette
    - Translucent Green D20 die
    - Green tube with 2 Empty Pre-rolled Smoke
    - Screen printed patch

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released November 12, 2013

Recorded and mixed by Mark Perry.
Mastered by Brad Boatright at Audiosiege.
Artwork by Iain Danvers (DMQK).

Lizzard Wizzard is: Luke Osborne, Michael Clarke, Nick McKeon and Stef Roselli

Thanks to: The Vibe, Ice King, John, Pae, Cool Todd, Maddy, Candy, Dom, Rowdy, Matt Bach, Freeman, Courtney, Amber, Billie the dog, Alex, Rohan, Rach, Camp Hill Red Rooster, Geordie & Chris Hunter.


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Lizzard Wizzard Brisbane, Australia

Stoner Doom from Brisbane, Australia.

Tape packages sold out, new shirts coming.

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Track Name: Twilight of the Terminator
Fly me to the moon
On your bong
Your bong of doom

Hail Sagan


Of the Terminator
Track Name: Total Handjob Future
Total Handjob Future

Invest In Wristies.
Track Name: Chaaaaarles
Adamantium boner
Shitty red sunglasses
Put on probation for
Staring at students asses

No, it's cool
He'll stay and watch the house
He's going through your drawers
He's trying on your blouse

Pop a wheelie
You telepathic pussy
Pop a motherfuckin' wheelie
You telepathic pussy

Stay in school
Don't do drugs
I've already seen it all
Everyone hates your guts
Track Name: Bong Dive
Come with me
Ten thousand leagues
Under the T.H.Sea

Fuck your swim coach
And fucking choke
On this gnarly roach

Snags and swimming trunks
Don't come unless
You're high or fucking drunk

Don't forget your towel
Track Name: Reptile Dysfunction
Bongs, bongs, bongs

Reptile dysfunction
Track Name: Dogs Die In Hot Cars
Better be good to your pooch
Or you'll taste my fuckin' gooch

Dogs die,
They die in hot cars

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