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Devon Fern
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Devon Fern Brutal, head-smashing riffs, as ever, from Lizzard Wizzard! Favorite track: MEDUSA BUT SHE GETS YOU STONED INSTEAD OF TURNING YOU TO STONE INSTEAD OF SNAKES SHE HAS VAPORIZERS ON HIS HEAD...DRUGS.
Nihilist Prayer
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Nihilist Prayer Just flippin' heaviosity (yes, it's a word, a gloriously mashed-together word). Let the waves of DOOOOOM bathe you with battlefield warcries for vocals. Was among my Top 20 of 2017 albums for sure! Favorite track: NERD SMASHER.
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shawnerickson Possibly the best album of 2017, and it's only the middle of January! Favorite track: NERD SMASHER.
Sven@Doom Metal Front
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Sven@Doom Metal Front Australia's LIZZARD WIZZARD is pulling you through ultra heavy and thick sludge dirt with "Total War Power Bastard"! Absolutely brutal and crushing ... Favorite track: SHITHEAD NIHILISM.
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Bucky Holy crap! What a wild ride. Heavy, trippy riffs, sludgy vocals with bluesy swagger and doomy atmosphere. This is outside my normal go to style but the slow-baked intense doom meets stoned out space rock really makes an impression.
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Run away But you can't fucking get away Goblin arrows from the high ground And they're killing you Not even level two Seven years At training academy Can't find the fight Are you kidding me? My horse is tired My ass is bruised Woke too late Born to lose [Pterodactyl scream] (Run away) Can't get far What's a D6 (Run away) I don't have dice
Every dad has a dad And his dad Has a dad My dad's razor has cut me It was the smell of Listerine SPF 30 for this son Sun damage is for no one Yeah I'm drinking a beer What's it to you? Yeah I'm taking a piss What's it to you? Yeah I'm wearing very short shorts To mass To prom To funerals Yeah I'm drinking a beer Every dad has a dad And his dad Has a dad
Punch my fist Through your face Through the goddamn wall Nerdsmasher Fuck your bond Fuck your bond Fuck your bond Nerdsmasher Your defacement Your mother's basement She worked so hard Nerdsmasher You take my time I'll take your life Now I'll take it all NERDSMASHER Pulverised Left for dead The fucking ground Meets your your fucking head Smashing nerds Is my craft I'll see tomorrow You're fucking bashed You fedora looking motherfucker Take your game back to the back of Comicon Get away from my sister And back to packing up the game of life Again - F U C K Y O U
Real eyes Realize Can't socialize A mind unleashed A shithead masterpiece Am I being detained A sea of piss We'll drown in it Minds controlled by The government Sees your glans Through airport scans It's reptile hands That pull the strings That kiss your offspring Queens and kings Under the Pentagon Sipping their dom Perignon And fancy cheeses You're on your kneeses Praying to Jesus How can you allow This cold-blooded shit show? God is a shadow
PIZZA 06:25
P I Z Z A Margherita Capricciosa Vegan friendly Notzarella
(((Sweet as fuck sample and no we're not telling you what it is ya dingus)))
So sorry I cant stay It's a comfy couch But it's Monday I'm already late But I love Skate 3 Hell yeah I want to watch Blade 3 That's a great poster Of Bob Marley Medusa But she gets you stoned Instead of Turning you to stone Instead of snakes She has vaporizers on his head ...Drugs
Born under a bad sign A crescent moon The masked magician (and he's serpent kissing) An eye of newt Summoning Whatever the fuck Low level spells (from the nine foul hells) I bought for a buck I can't come up with Any more of this stuff It gets real hard It gets real tough Part man Part machine Keeping the streets safe Keeping them clean Titanium alloy Around a human heart Killed by an asshole And his counterparts Where is my house? Where is my wife? I want it to end Not my marriage, my life Six million dollars is fine For a gun at the base of his spine What do you mean it makes more sense To put a fucking gun in the side of his thigh?
Megaflora From beneath Black the sun With wings of leaf As above As below Pale blue dot Swallowed whole


Recorded and mixed by Mark Perry.
Mastered by Dan Randall at MAMMOTH SOUND MASTERING.
Artwork by Stef Roselli.

Lizzard Wizzard is: Luke Osborne, Michael Clarke, Nick McKeon and Stef Roselli

Thanks to: Mark, Brendan, Tal, Stevie, Freeman, Candy, Courtney, Amber, Carter, Angie, Crowbar Brisbane, Indian Kitchen, Darek / The Shed.


released January 1, 2017


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Lizzard Wizzard Brisbane, Australia

Stoner Doom from Brisbane, Australia.

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