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Born under a bad sign
A crescent moon
The masked magician (and he's serpent kissing)
An eye of newt

Whatever the fuck
Low level spells (from the nine foul hells)
I bought for a buck

I can't come up with
Any more of this stuff
It gets real hard
It gets real tough

Part man
Part machine
Keeping the streets safe
Keeping them clean

Titanium alloy
Around a human heart
Killed by an asshole
And his counterparts

Where is my house?
Where is my wife?
I want it to end
Not my marriage, my life

Six million dollars is fine
For a gun at the base of his spine
What do you mean it makes more sense
To put a fucking gun in the side of his thigh?


from TOTAL WAR POWER BASTARD, released January 1, 2017



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