1. |
THREAT LEVEL DEMON
05:04
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Run away
But you can't fucking get away
Goblin arrows from the high ground
And they're killing you
Not even level two
Seven years
At training academy
Can't find the fight
Are you kidding me?
My horse is tired
My ass is bruised
Woke too late
Born to lose
[Pterodactyl scream]
(Run away)
Can't get far
What's a D6
(Run away)
I don't have dice
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2. |
DADFATHER
07:02
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Every dad has a dad
And his dad
Has a dad
My dad's razor has cut me
It was the smell of Listerine
SPF 30 for this son
Sun damage is for no one
Yeah I'm drinking a beer
What's it to you?
Yeah I'm taking a piss
What's it to you?
Yeah I'm wearing very short shorts
To mass
To prom
To funerals
Yeah I'm drinking a beer
Every dad has a dad
And his dad
Has a dad
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3. |
NERD SMASHER
03:34
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Punch my fist
Through your face
Through the goddamn wall
Nerdsmasher
Fuck your bond
Fuck your bond
Fuck your bond
Nerdsmasher
Your defacement
Your mother's basement
She worked so hard
Nerdsmasher
You take my time
I'll take your life
Now I'll take it all
NERDSMASHER
Pulverised
Left for dead
The fucking ground
Meets your your fucking head
Smashing nerds
Is my craft
I'll see tomorrow
You're fucking bashed
You fedora looking motherfucker
Take your game back to the back of Comicon
Get away from my sister
And back to packing up the game of life
Again - F U C K Y O U
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4. |
SHITHEAD NIHILISM
08:41
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Real eyes
Realize
Can't socialize
A mind unleashed
A shithead masterpiece
Am I being detained
A sea of piss
We'll drown in it
Minds controlled by
The government
Sees your glans
Through airport scans
It's reptile hands
That pull the strings
That kiss your offspring
Queens and kings
Under the Pentagon
Sipping their dom
Perignon
And fancy cheeses
You're on your kneeses
Praying to Jesus
How can you allow
This cold-blooded shit show?
God is a shadow
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5. |
PIZZA
06:25
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P I Z Z A
Margherita
Capricciosa
Vegan friendly
Notzarella
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6. |
SNAKE ARROW
07:01
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(((Sweet as fuck sample and no we're not telling you what it is ya dingus)))
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7. |
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So sorry I cant stay
It's a comfy couch
But it's Monday
I'm already late
But I love
Skate
3
Hell yeah
I want to
watch
Blade
3
That's a great poster
Of
Bob
Marley
Medusa
But she gets you stoned
Instead of
Turning you to stone
Instead of snakes
She has vaporizers on his head
...Drugs
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8. |
CRYSTAL BALLS
05:58
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Born under a bad sign
A crescent moon
The masked magician (and he's serpent kissing)
An eye of newt
Summoning
Whatever the fuck
Low level spells (from the nine foul hells)
I bought for a buck
I can't come up with
Any more of this stuff
It gets real hard
It gets real tough
Part man
Part machine
Keeping the streets safe
Keeping them clean
Titanium alloy
Around a human heart
Killed by an asshole
And his counterparts
Where is my house?
Where is my wife?
I want it to end
Not my marriage, my life
Six million dollars is fine
For a gun at the base of his spine
What do you mean it makes more sense
To put a fucking gun in the side of his thigh?
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9. |
MEGAFLORA
08:26
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Megaflora
From beneath
Black the sun
With wings of leaf
As above
As below
Pale blue dot
Swallowed whole
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